But will he get a scooter and a hot blonde assistant?

[Mojave Gator]

Bobby Petrino rumored to be headed back to Arkansas, this time as offensive coordinator.

Sources: Bobby Petrino to be Arkansas offensive coordinator

Note: The article follows an article about the Adelson family attempting to buy a majority stake in the Dallas Mavericks.

[SoTxCaiman]

Hey Bobby...

[tapsgator]

Words I never thought I'd say and sounds absurd as I say them but are still true:

I would hate it if Napier hired Petrino, but I'd have a lot more respect for him as a coach and feel a lot better about his chances of turning it around. Not because I think Petrino is great or even that good a coach, but because he would actually be living up to the scared money don't make money motto somewhere, anywhere. Petrino is taking jobs where he thinks he's going to get the interim job if/when the top guy gets fired and then he'll really wow them with his Bobby Petrino level genius and they'll have no choice but to invite him back to the grown-ups table. He is what he is. Napier hiring him or someone equivalent would indicate that he's not afraid of hiring his replacement which to date he has clearly been avoiding. Either that or nobody with collateral options wants to work for Napier which would be hard for me to believe with his geniality and consistency of hair style.