The single greatest article in the history of the world

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247sports.com/college/florida/Article/Florida-football-spring-camp-depth-chart-defensive-lineman-Desmond-Watson-Gators-Billy-Napier-208236577/

Give this man a pulitzer, go ahead and pencil him in for an Oscar and a Toney once the Desmond Watson story hits the screen and stage respectively. It's like Rudy and the Blind Side and Disney's Heavyweights all rolled into one.

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Rapid fluctuation of his weight? More like consistent, massive weight gain.

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I wonder if they're gonna claim that he is "around 400" when fall ball rolls around again.

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They’ll probably just say “he looks noticeably slimmer” and not give a weight unless he is obviously 450+ which is where the smart money is at this point. I’ve heard people, including homer writers and coaches say things like “I don’t know how much he weighs now but it’s not 449” as if they couldn’t possibly have him get on a scale.